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ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind

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scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in