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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

destroy-wifi:

dutchster:

*walks out of wifi range*
let’s go home

 

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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friedchickenugget:

when the waiter approaches your table with your foodimage

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart